DezTurkisch

Age/Gender: 19, Female
Location: California!!
Job: Writer..

So, this is me. I like Bacon, lots. Like uber lots. In fact, if I could eat bacon every morning for the rest of my life, I would. It rocks. I write, I love newgrounds, and live for point and click games.. And I would kill for some fettuccine alfredo.

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Score: 10
2nd Annual Tank Awards

"Wow..robbed.."

date: March 7, 2009

I'm really only rating this a ten because it's the tank awards..

I can't even explain how utterly disappointed I am..
Chuck New Tux?
Honestly..?
I mean, I thought it was good when I saw it. Super disturbing, yeah, but I still liked it.
But come on, this is movie of the year.. oh all the flashes, it was actually that last one I was expecting to get it of the remaining nominees..
There She Is! totally was robbed man, and if it couldn't have been that, I would have -loved- to see These Pancakes Are Tiny Get It...

But anyways..I won't continue to rant, it won't do any good..
But I do hope next year it doesn't turn out like such a let down as this :(

P.S. totally am glad though for best audio track..

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Score: 8
Obama's Inauguration

"Heehee :D"

date: January 26, 2009

..yeah, that would've been funny. At first I thought you were just gonna spin on the justice, but nice job, it was pretty good.

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Score: 10
Snowkitty Adventure

"Hee Hee xD"

date: January 11, 2009

Short and cute.. and the end kind of reminded me of There She Is...
Good job..

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Score: 10
Blood Type

"Wow, nice..."

submission: Blood Type
date: January 11, 2009

It's been awhile since I've seen a flash that pulls everything together so nicely. And the ending? Superb. A job well done, and I'm so impressed that you accomplished such a long flash in less then two days, although I wouldn't have thought that was your time limit from watching it.
Sucks for teh guys in the end.. but I guess that's what you get when you save teh world :D
Cheers!!

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Score: 9
TIH - Hugs

".............."

submission: TIH - Hugs
date: January 11, 2009

It started off well, and me being a first time viewer of your flashes, I'm already looking forward to checking out more. But the end was kinda weird, so you get a nine, el dude, instead of a 10....I know, how heartless of me.....
Anyways! I can't wait for the rest of your series..
Cheers!

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Score: 5
Pentagon n' Oval

"............"

submission: Pentagon n' Oval
date: January 11, 2009

........eeh, I could take it or leave it. The voice acting was not that great, and the ending was kinda like 'whaaat?'..

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Score: 7
Triangle n' Octagon

"....schmeow"

date: January 11, 2009

So, this wasn't that funny, and it has to be with me for shapes and lines flashes..
Still, good try..

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Score: 9
Tall 'n Short

"..........-_-"

submission: Tall 'n Short
date: January 11, 2009

............okay.. some people need to pull a stick out of their a$$. Stop with the whole, "big names/front page", and "taking up room for better flashes". I thought it was a funny flash, and I would have thought so even if it hadn't been egoraptor who had done it, and even if it hadn't been front page.
I should speil...but I won't.. anyways. I thought it was funny, it looks like another favorite shape and line flashes, but with different style. I'm trying to figure out if this is satire or not what when the crying starts, but that I'll leave for another day :D
Oh, and I gave it a nine cause Bill talks about another woman, but I thought he called that guy Frank... I got confus-ed

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Score: 8
Desolation

"Yay for peeing your pants!"

submission: Desolation
date: January 9, 2009

I have to say I didn't finish the game, mostly because I have a very hard time with getting spooked, so I try not to play things where things can jump out. But I liked what I played!! The only problem I did have was with the arrows, and figuring out how to get where. Some of the areas the arrows were really easy, and then other times I had real problems with getting around....or maybe I'm just retarded xD..
Keep up the good work, and good luck with your #2 coming out :D

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Score: 2
FC Tells Da Truth

"hmmmmm"

submission: FC Tells Da Truth
date: December 19, 2008

As 'thought provoking' as this might be, I didn't get your 'uniqueness'. The sound hurt meh damn ears, and while it was cool how you brought the two different subjects together in your flash, I don't get how this made the front page.
anyways...

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